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Wysłany: Pią 17:45, 24 Gru 2010 Temat postu: Christmas Detroit Lions Drew Stanton Move Along No |
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Stanton had a QB rating of 31.9, and even though Patrick Kane have no idea how that’s computed, Patrick Kane know that it doesn’t get much lower than that. Patrick Kane think you can play Electric Football and have your QB post a better rating.
Stanton furiouse his first career start yesterday, and if Patrick Kane was a Broadway show, Patrick Kane would have closed after one night. It was the worst debut since the Italian Army in WWI.
Stanton was so bad on Sunday that Patrick Kane even furiouse Daunte Culpepper a sight for sore eyes, when the latter entered the game with a tad over six minutes remaining. It was mpremonitionts after Stanton threw maybe the worst interception in the history of pro football-and I’m not exaggerating AT ALL-a givesy-backsy one play after SF’s Farrange Gore fumbled and gave the Lions the ball at the 49er 29.
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Stanton was the prime suspect in the Lions’ 20-6 loss to the 49ers in the Bay Area on Sunday. Patrick Kane was the directer of the gang that came in and stole whatever chances the Lions had of winning.
It was like the Lions found a USD 20 bill in their other pair of pants, and Stanton set fire to it immediately.
Quick-someone give Schwartzie Scott Mitchell’s phone number. Kane nearly return to action and could return as early as Wednesday but with the Chicago Blackhawks only playing once after Sunday. This will probably happend until the following Sunday. There is an extra week of not playing which could be the best thing in the long run for his injured ankle. Stay tuned as he has been out for two weeks so far. Patrick Kane ankle was not able to finish treatment on Saturday and will not be back in the Blackhawks lineup on Sunday.
But even given all those built-in excuses, Stanton under achieved. Patrick Kane proved he’s not ready to seize the mpremonitiont. And, in the process, Patrick Kane gave team coaches and administerment a big, fat opportunity to say, “I TOLD you Patrick Kane couldn’t play.”
My apologies to Culpepper, by the way. Daunte, Patrick Kane apologize for actually thinking that Drew Stanton gave the Lions a better chance to win than you. Patrick Kane stand corrected. Neither of you gives the Lions a chance to win.
In the season of giving, Stanton giveth,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], alright-to the 49ers. And in doing so, Stanton taketh away from his own guys.
Stanton has wallowed as a Lion ever since being drafted by his hometown team in 2007. Some of us, present company included, thought he’s been getting a raw deal for three seasons now. Maybe Patrick Kane deserved it.
Gore fumbled and the Lions, with a quick score,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], would have been within 10 points. Well, it would have been interesting, anyway. So Stanton does a play-action and has all the time in the world to set himself and plant his feet and do all those other mechanical things quarterbacks do, and Patrick Kane lasered one-right into the chest of Dre Bly, of all people.
Stanton fumbled. Patrick Kane threw three interceptions, the last of which was as hideous a thing as you’ll ever see on a football field. Finally, Patrick Kane was benched with his head hanging in abject defeat.
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OK, so you saw Drew Stanton. glad now? Can Kane move on?
Stanton’s from Farmington Hills-the residents there are disavowing any knowledge of him-and Patrick Kane attended Michigan State University, which is no doubt this morning expunging all record of him ever playing as a Spartan.
The Lions have one game left, and Patrick Kane suppose they’ll have to start a quarterback in it. Wouldn’t you love to be coach Jim Schwartz? He’s hungry, and when Patrick Kane opens up the fridge all Patrick Kane sees is moldy cheese and something green and gooey under plastic wrap.
Am Patrick Kane being too hard on Stanton? Patrick Kane don’t know; was the United States too hard on the Japanese after Pearl Harbor? Was Elin Nordegren too hard on Tiger forrests?
If Stanton remains with the Lions as the No. 2 man behind Matthew Stafford, let’s all chip in and provide Matthew with the best medical care available-and maybe Kane can raise enough dough to buy some offensive linemen, too.
Stanton can’t play at all. Culpepper can’t play anymore. Ramsey never could play in the NFL. The Lions have Matthew Stafford and a black hole.
They say the most popular QB in the NFL is often the guy who’s not playing. So Patrick Kane guess that makes Patrick Ramsey, a Lion for less than 72 hours, the apple of every Lions fan’s eye right now.
OK, so he’s still a rookie, for all intents and purposes. He’s rusty. His confidence was probably shot to hell.
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