Turniej Pokemon

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1. Human life is like in the shit, sometimes your best efforts, that can be just a fart out.
2. A kid, my family was poor, no money to buy a bike, I had to fight every day to school. Junior high school because my grades were too prominent, and school leaders leave me much time for two years. After graduating from middle school, high school principal that I am the future, the more I paid thirty thousand. Middle School when the teacher thought I had the ability to live independently, so I dropped out of school.
3. a flower shop in the ad: Today, the price rose the most affordable restaurant, and even sent his wife to buy several flower.
4. The only difference between me and Superman is wearing underwear inside out!
5. contraceptive effect: not successful, it becomes \
6. I am not a casual person! However , it is not random people!
7. though you are a snag! Do not self-compassion, snag good! Tusk can dig sweet potatoes, rain can cover the chin, can be separated from tea leaves tea, a picnic can be a knife and fork, you is not first-rate tusk!
8. Shunzhi family life Kangxi, Yongzheng character, career Qianlong, everything Jiaqing, the future dynasty, wealth Xianfeng, both inside and outside wen, ages Guangxu, Peoples Xuantong!
9. I was an onion, standing in the rain, who would take me miso dip, X his ancestors! Walked past the North ~ South ~ drank water behind the toilet, the train aisle pressure off the legs, but also and idiot kissed mouth. On over the mountains, played on the Tiger ~ practiced Shaolin Wu, left Green Dragon, White Tiger right,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and often take Clinton as hundred and fifty, but also get the Buddha Hey Tiger! Pyramid, danced, played drums on his head.
10. I was in the lakes, rivers and lakes but not on my legend!
11. On the thong: In the past, took off his underwear to see ass; Now unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
12. go to others, and let others no way! you want to challenge your licensing technology? Do you want to play while you make money with?
13. I like a only the flies lying on the glass, the future is bright, but I can not find the way out.
14. muddy rivers and lakes of people come down the line, East and West can not tell. Hit the corner muddy unaware of the number of stars lying on the ground!
15.?? Woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Recall?, I actually hand seven eight? The streaker for 19 years!
16. dormitory roommate brothers decided to implement the following penalties: let arms covered with old Chinese advertising poles, full of tears full of soulful cry out loud: I finally have hope ah sick!
17. plug holes that people plug, plug the hole by others is the outlet!
18. Three had not into the ladies room!
19. Mouse never a waste of time at night, and we humans are a waste of a third day
20. \ red buttocks were burned, and he still has feelings whistle! \ is worth your tears will not make you cry!
24, a man by the housing, sows can be on the tree.
25, when the university from me down, Tizhaokuzai said : You can go, but the youth must leave, now did he realize I was in college but the college is not on me!
26, five hundred years of its immortal Man, the immortal one in a thousand years, a thousand years after the end of the world, and everything rotten out.
27, someone challenged me to say: you put your horse over. I do not answer, but illness relaxation away, and then too late to come down to him.
28, the so-called grown up, that is, do you know what that is, the so-called mature, that is, you know, after deliberately did not know.
29, work to be done \ Only in this way pass.
30, that Man behind, who is wise and aestheticism, that behind the Man, is Jianxiong.
31,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], cowardly hypocrite and said the white ash of; bold hypocrite to say that the black ash, the reverse is not the most successful black and white right and wrong, but there is no black and white.
32, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
33, the bogeyman is not stupid its stupid, but try to be smart in the beginning.
34, forget to zip after urinating, you're a middle-aged; urine forgot to pull down the zipper, you're old the.
35, a bath is the butt parade, head to endure hardship; movie is head and enjoy a happy life, ass to endure hardship, listening to you is to head butt all suffer .
36, no Kinds online since ancient times, fallen woman line by line, sometimes a few pair of mandarin ducks birds, is satyr with pheasant.
37, how to maintain shape it? Overeating.
38 , knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, say the day is hell.
39, you see you! Look back agitated mighty force; turned to scare millions of bold warriors.
40, poked his face throwing a blind eye plucked hair cut the tongue of sulfuric acid to do adult teeth knocked the stick, including the MM with the removal.
41, if the Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint.
42, would rather let the Chinese do not have a virgin, or that Japan has a virgin.
43, handsome man with a long ass with it? To the bank can face credit cards?
44, will not you sing to attract the wolf,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], really - you will only scare away the wolf.
45, if you hate a man, put him into a woman beating Li Yuchun, the upper body so that he can not enjoy the happiness, if you hard a woman, put her into the men beat Li Yuchun, the lower body so that she can not enjoy happiness.
46, his knife was cold, the sword was cold, cold heart, cold blood, by, this man dead yet?
47, really do not want to do - because Tiechu has been ground into the \
48, east wind, newspaper brass, beautiful drunk, hope Jun Hui, news of flying, warriors return.
49, hand to hand down,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], feet to foot off, head to the West it bad.
50, chat is precious, the net cost price is higher, if it is sleeping, the two can be sacrificed.
51, do not chat online, gas life and death god.
52, this person is dead , something burning paper.
53, Pegasus Meteor Fist - Lushan Thang Long Pa - Fung Wing Tianxiang - Diamond dust - Nebula Chain - not dead, then please leave a message.
54, is organizing a special session of the master in the end to be fried or braised Skeleton Demon.
55, the wind tears drip, pee laugh instep.
56, who loose the old skin, Gansha not in Han.
57, mother to teach her child to urinate, a zipper, two out, pull back three, four urine, five forward and push back into the six, seven zipper. The little boy grow up! One day her mother heard him in there shouting out \
58, life is not like cooking, put all the materials are ready before the pot.
59, as a prisoner of fear you. Want to make you free.
60, is love for a woman to the mall, only to become more and more exciting shopping malls. Woman is the savior of shopping malls, the entrance of each mall should remain with the greatest words: Thank woman.
61, bow to the courage, looked to have low gas.
62, afraid of being taken advantage of, but afraid you are useless.
63, good temper, a person can wear in the socially optimal costumes.
64, sometimes we grateful for small favors for others, but then ignore the kindness of family life.
65, only knew just who will inevitably be broken; only soft people, end the end is a coward.
66, Although I am not beautiful, I take you still when the bandits, do not look I'm not fat, I take you still as wooden club.
67, I do not care you have no money, I only care about you have no future.
68, beauty constipation, and ordinary people goes, so although the loss of a point, after all, is the voice of people ah.
69, then the perfect body, do not love her in the eyes, but also a solution ridicule condiments.
70, trees do not repair shape up, rod and spoil the child.
71, accumulated for a long time, possibly led to the outbreak; and broke a long time, may cause a crash.?
72, on the last to Christine, the next to Granville, including but not exposed to the same level.
73, hard to no matter how tough to when he is hundred and fifty, hard to be dangerous to the skin when he is two face.
74, you said you behind a forward head also wearing a hat.
75, also blasted the head of every comb a lightning.
76, I will not speak, saw many people to stumble, like sheep, like shit, not to your taste, please bear with me.?
77, on the Xiaotian Wen, under the dawn of geography, in pediatrics, yin and yang to know, understand gossip, logistics in the army tent among the decision-making in the thousands of miles away.
78, before the skull after the basalt, right-left Dragon White Tiger.
79, explanation is that cover stories to cover that.
80, a distance mountains, close look silly pressure Liezui.
81, knew the time had gone, life is often live in regrets.
82, the wax dry before the torch ashes tears, I will be more Hu Hua Chunni overtaken .
83, British fighter today is not the dog, tomorrow actually become gossip refugees.
84, lip off the potential, the real thing real skill.
85, know how to use the error appearing in court to prove their sexual innocence.
86, men are not drunk, there are tips how women; women are not drunk, how men have a chance; women men are not drunk, no one hotel to sleep.
87, is very macho, \
88, perished hate business women do not know, prostitutes do not understand extramarital affairs.
89, in fact, many people say that I like Liang Zhaowei, I do not want to admit, because I think everyone should make a feature, I still feel more like my long Takuya Kimura.
90, my body position monk, my task is to love given to all beings.
91, you have my Dinghaishenzhen, submarine out of balance, which led on the shore we can only immigrants.
92, reached the summit only to find, the wrong way and right way then a few steps backward in the distance.
93, not steamed buns Zhengkou Qi right?
94, I eat more salt than you have rice to eat it? That is what you Kouzhong; I had the bridge the path than you more than it? Is that your lazy move.
95, calm forbearance and tolerance, take a step backward.
96, I'm fine, The Wild Bunch golden helmets, practice is the ass.
97, Everyone must die, ah a shit is not paper.
98, so you uncomfortable, you always pull off the pants.
99, optimist sees the opportunity in the disaster, the pessimist sees the disaster in the opportunity.
100, angry that someone else's mistake to punish oneself.