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1. QQ yesterday received a request for additional information about friends: \ \
2. ruffian on the eve of the messages received by his girlfriend, \ And then a: You receive this message, you it is.
3. I put a fart on the bus,
see around us have waved, face pain,

these talented drivers in Europe

20. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me),Believe in love, and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule, the even I began to admit holding.
video is not very clear but hard to come by - to say nothing, and Shaolin kung fu is really well-deserved reputation
fact, God and man
22. men travel on the outside,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], suddenly home,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!
15. nothing to look at the morning the company home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
I waved.
next to the President turned round to me: you should not be installed.
6. Two days ago my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, \: [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
I received seeds received skin ..... Chou Chou said he
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7. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. Brother thought: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. Girl walked in front, looking back from time to time. Courage brother ran forward, not without humor approached and said: \ do not rub. \
8. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up to, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, \ see you have not closed the door, I'll shut. \
9. night girlfriend said I am too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight , wanted to become a man that,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but it finally began to cry uncontrollably. Daquan jokes laugh break your stomach
16. the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination, the girl is really good, after a fierce ideological struggle, the north all the way to track their students to the parking lot, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north , girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: \ drove off. Daquan jokes laugh break your stomach
- good on the beautiful bachelor

17. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are his singing
own albums: A classic East (please share)

14.1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of \
19. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
24. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer.

18. the classroom teacher by name: \ ... .... \
25. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching Mike. Jackson, mtv, the father was surprised to find standing in the rear, the look of thoughtful expression. \
26. * * a female friend and sharing a house. One night she was very upset, that is considerate to give her a ** down a bowl of noodles. She suddenly felt very warm, he said: \ \
27. One day, physical way, toilet solve personal problems. Results worry incursion into male toilets. Saw a boy is peeing urinal, I was on the Mongolia, is preparing to quietly retreat after a second, the results were found, weighs. Saw that the boys shouting \ Then later I said something incredible that the words themselves \
28. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: \, the group has a urinary their shoes . Daquan jokes laugh break your stomach
23. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, \, humiliating, and I pretended to faint.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...

21. a strong man of the original paste Mop:
husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted over his head for his fart smell good vent, mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.

12. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help ... ... It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, allows you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
13. morning to see the cat pounced on the first floor of a post replies
: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say?
on the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs are the SB

5. to a friend's house to play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat.
4. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless.
29. I am the ambulance doctor, a patient told me today he was only 6 months a good life and I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong!
jujitsu combat performance
10. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food.
11. female students birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat \ Result, they did not send.
This is not the only Korean stick plagiarism Chinese culture

30. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, the wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, and her husband would have asked his wife: in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? His wife said: toilet brush! Asked her husband can fuck vent the toilet brush? Wife said: do not know, anyway, are you with each toothbrush.
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