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一次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛，于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店，想说借个厕所用用，偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到，于是我跑到二楼去，二楼是还在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西，但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着*故障待修,请勿使用*，我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一，反正四下无人，脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去，霹雳啪啦……好爽！！结束后，我走下楼去却发现空无一人，奇怪了，正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去楼空呢？？连服务生和接待都不见了……于是我走近吧台，并且问到：「有人在吗？怎么都没人了？」此时，只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来，并且开口说：「XX！……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇的时候你不在？算你运气好 !

睡觉的笑话

一中年神父雇佣了一位女管家，一天，他请一位年轻神父到他家吃饭

年轻神父发现他俩的关系不太正常

中年神父似乎看出他心里想什么

于是就说：“你放心！我与她的关系仅仅是主仆关系。”

年轻神父就做了一个实验………

过了几天，女管家发现一个银汤勺不见了，于是对中年神父说：“我想是那个年轻神父偷了”

中年神父就写了一封信来确认

信的内容是：“亲爱的神父，我没有说你一定偷了我的银汤勺，也没说你一定没偷我的银汤勺，但事实是自从那天你来吃饭后，那个银汤勺就不见了！”

又过了几天中年神父收到回信

信的内容是：“亲爱的神父，我没有说你一定与女管家睡觉，也没说你一定没与她睡觉，但事实是自从那天我把汤勺放在你的被窝里，你就再没发现它了。”

偷偷看。。。不要大笑！
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上学一向不安分，大一时第一次上自学，偶坐在教室郁闷，随即跑到过道抽烟。
刚点着烟没一会，来了个PL女生，问寡人,“现在上自习呢!你怎么跑出来了？“
我说，无聊出来抽烟，MM你是哪班的？怎么也跑出来了。
PLMM指着我们教室说，那个班的！
当时偶好激动的说，我们一个班的啊？怎么，你也郁闷吗？
她说：嗯，我们班一个新生上自习跑出去了，我出来找他。
偶笑笑，看来也还有坐不住的，你找他干啥，你又不是他妈！
MM:没办法啊，我是他班主任！
偶当时就蒙了……
一分钟后，憋出一句话：老师，你看着真年轻……

昨天去吃肯德基，排在我后面的像是一对儿情侣，眼看他们点了一大堆吃的，然后坐到我旁边。坐下后，那个女孩就开始埋头猛吃，好像饿了好几天的样子，而男孩则一根一根地啃着薯条，好像有什么心事。

突然，男孩放下薯条，往前凑了凑，很认真地问:“青青，我追你行吗？“
女孩头也不抬，直接说:“不行！“
男孩又问:“一点可能也没有吗？“
女孩干脆地说:“一点可能也没有！“
男孩愣住了，两眼直直地看着她，呆在那里……
当时，女孩一手拿着鸡腿，一手拿着汉堡，觉得男孩在看她，于是暂停大吃，然后用可怜的眼神看着那个男孩，小声说:“那……我还能吃吗？“
旁边包括我在内的人都笑出声来，那男孩很无奈，忙说:“吃吧，吃吧……“

这MM太可爱了......要是我不让追也一定要追......死命的追！！！！

一兄弟上厕所，结果误入女厕，进去之后发现没有小便池，感觉不对，幸好女厕内没有人。他便若无其事地走出来。正在开门的时候，遇到一mm进来，那mm和他打一照面，脸一红，头一低，转身钻男厕去了

一天在公共汽车上人太多了，特别热，特别闷不知谁放了一个屁，这下是环境更加恶化。我朋友实在受不了，又不知道是谁，没办法。正好，售票员正在问：“谁没有买票？“我朋友忽生一计，大声说：“放屁的没买票！“忽然，一个特别胖的女人，手高高的举着票，大声说：“我已经买票了！“

学校里丢自行车情况特严重，新车眨眼就没，不过有时运气好，丢失的自行车隔几天又会冒出来。一日，同宿舍小静新买了一辆变速车，她逢人便炫耀说：“这车我上了最新式的锁！“第二天，小静上晚自习回，一副萎靡不振的样子，手里还捏了一张纸条，上面写着：别当这儿没高手，车我借走了，过几天还你！

不几日，那贼真的把车给还回来了，小静很是高兴，但她担心车被再次“借“走。遂买了十把大锁，把车子五花大绑地锁了个牢实，还给贼贴了张纸条：看你还怎么“借“！次日早晨小静下楼的时候，发现车上多了五把锁，锁上还有一张纸条：看你还怎么骑！

孩子就是单纯......

初中时，一个男生想抄一个女生的作业，怕人家不同意，就趁她出教室后翻人家的书包,结果翻出来一个卫生巾，他惊讶的说：“哇！好大的一个创可贴啊！“

这个事发生在本人中学的时候，时至今日，堪称一绝。
那是节英语课，老师叫我们用“How...“造句，当时有“How are you,How do you do,等初中学的日常用语，可问题就出在当大家集思广益想答案的时候，只听后排一位仁兄一句“How 优根~~~~~~~~~“（相信玩过’街霸’的朋友都知道啥意思）立刻全班男生笑倒，女生及老师莫名地看着眼前突如其的来一幕晕菜中~~~

中学时一同学乔迁请大家到他家里吃饭。。很多很多菜。，饭桌上他老妈站起来很客气地对大家说：“你们一定要吃饱喝足。不要客气，更不能浪费，现在搬新房了，反正家里没养猪，倒掉很可惜的。“
H君与朋友进入一家高档商场。进了店门后才走了两步，朋友忽见他在光滑的大理石地面上作滑冰状，甚感奇怪。问他，H君一边继续滑一边指着旁边的牌子，认真地说：“既然来了，就要遵守这儿的规矩。“那牌子上写着：“小心地滑“。

某领导下乡普查，问一老农：你知道近亲为什么不能结婚吗？老农憨厚地笑答道：呵呵呵，呵呵呵，关系太熟不好下手。

某大学新楼落成一雕塑：一位少女左手捧一本书，右手高擎一只象征和平的鸽子．该校外公开向各学生征集名称，结果许多人的标语不谋而合――读书顶个鸟用！

一次文学考试中有这样一道题：
名词解释：莎翁（莎士比亚的尊称）
有个同学，他是这样作答的：莎翁，一种奇怪的鸟。

一兄得便秘，在厕所里久久不能如便，正在他极力努力的时候，看一哥们风一样的冲进厕所，进了他旁边的位置，刚进去就传来一真狂风暴雨，那兄羡慕的对那哥们说：哥们好羡慕你呀，
那哥们说：羡慕啥，裤子还没脱呢～～

朋友生日,我带小儿子参加.酒饭过后大家去卡拉OK,小儿子自告奋勇要为主角唱歌.掌声四起.~我为叔叔演唱一首折寿.众哗然.我回头看屏幕:祈祷.

刚买了房子，兴奋中给一哥们打电话：’我买房啦，不过就一毛房(忘说“坯“字了)还得装修。“哥们说：“就只有一厕所吗？那你住哪里啊？Many years ago there lived an Emperor who was so exceedingly fond of fine new clothes that he spent vast sums of money on dress. To him clothes meant more than anything else in the world. He took no interes
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