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1. Why silkworms lot of money? ==> Because it will cocoon (thrift)
2. Why does the rabbit do not marry a zebra? ==> Because the rabbit is not a good boy
mother said tattoo 3. When in Taiwan can be unified? ==> the time to buy instant noodles (unified instant noodles)
4. monkeys do not like what line? ==> parallel lines (because there is no intersection \ 5. chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> because the chocolate bar thing
6. sharks eat green beans what? == \ last in the hospital, into what? ==> Cotton
8. yu how the dead? ==> killed the (heaven a forest sister)
9. a pig, said: \ on the wall? ==> seal (newspaper)
12. Why did the fox often wrestling? == > because the fox is very cunning (foot slip)
13.4 people in the house to play mahjong, the police arrived Why do people take 5 ==> when they are the people called \> 15. there is an egg cup of tea to tea, then how about it? ==> result of it into boiled eggs
16. There is a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally how like? ==> it into the highway
17. One day, green beans suicide jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding badly, how about it? == \ aircraft are not flying so high hit stars? ==> because the stars will flash, ah
19. maize want to pursue fashion, to the hot head, and how the results of what? == \
20. what rats with two legs to walk? ==> Mickey Mouse
21. What is a duck with two legs to walk? ==> All the ducks are walking with two legs (which is not Church would like to duck)
22. Miss Business is now, why? ==> Avian influenza
23. What kind of people can not work at the gas station? ==> glib (oil gun slip out) who
24. dumplings are boys or girls? ==> boys because there are circumcised dumplings
25. wearing a gold dress in ==> a surprise (DRC) who
26. a bee sting on the calendar ==> wind (bee), and at Li (calendar)
27. a bear came up ==> come prepared (with bear to)
28. phone can not fall into the toilet ==> now or (wet)
29. ten sheep, nine squat fold ==> cadence (a sheep squatting wrong)
30. How make the quiet sparrow? ==> press it with me (silence)
31. What a transparent sword sword? ==> see (sword)
32. African cannibal chiefs what to eat,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], A: eating, that chiefs should be a vegetarian then? ==> eat vegetable
33. Why do not dinosaurs? ==> dinosaurs make movies the
34. white like his brother, know why it? ==> really like white
35. there is an egg run the Songhua River to swim, how? == \? == \ fell a cross fell to the ground, how? == \
40. there is an egg to the Dead Sea to swim, how? == \ Why? ==> because the tsunami (laughs) the
42. Why does man not to go out? ==> go for a layman to become a
43. Why do you not see the second child of God? = => secret (Chicken) not disclose the
44. Why are only the tip of iceberg? ==> because the other corner was the Titanic severing the
45. How to make duck child will not fly away? ==> insert a wing to it (impassable)
46. Who did not call? ==> tink (seamless phone)
47. Majiajue has privately said to me: \ The knife was the most lethal, \ not ah
49. black, white, small yellow, red four-plane, what is the chance to spit halo who? ==> rabbits (spit)
50. there is a fat man from the jumped off tall buildings, how kind the results? ==> become dead fat
51. There were two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? == > Help
52. rubber, skins,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], lion's skin which the worst? ==> eraser (rubber poor)
53. cloth and paper afraid of? ==> not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only ( paper) just in case
54. Here's the guest appearances, but Chinese men proud of us, is a singer, can you guess who? ==> ancient giant chicken
55. Which song song? have \ CoCo \ wire)
57. What is best to eat unicorn? ==> ice cream
58. What unicorn ran the fastest? ==> Michelin
59. constipation antecedent (a foreign star to play name) = => Stallone (feces too strong)
60. cities and the countryside, the place of the river compared Chung hurry? ==> the country, because the rural river rush (fratricidal)
61. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Sim, a word that the coolest? ==> D (thong)
62. there is a room where pigeons will be hidden ==> I'm hiding on the roof of your song (pigeon)
63. 0:00 to do what the whole thing? ==> reactive, because the Provisional (zero), reactive
64. the police, gangsters, soldiers, the thin man? = => rogue (rogue professor - lean)
65. there is an idiot plane, removed the toilet on the plane to lose out, guess why? ==> because he is an idiot
66. Aladdin has several brothers ? ==> three (Ala A, B Allah, Allah C)
67. a group of eunuchs in the chat, guess a phrase ==> nonsense (no Chicken of the talk)
68. a heart worth ? ==> one hundred million (wholeheartedly)
69. the sun, moon, and stars which is dumb? ==> stars (the stars do not speak - Taiwan the lupine)
69. pencil name? = => Xiao,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], cut (Xiao) pencil
70. What color are most likely to imitate? red (the mill) to imitate
71. who have enough to eat will help you add rice? ==> Dragon Well , because the dragon in (days) Tim
72. a dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, how did he die? ==> He was suffocated, because the desert is not a puppy poles pee
traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the result was suffocated, and why? ==> point of poles with a \ not allowed to urinate here \> a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not stick anything in the queue are routed, and the result was suffocated, and why? ==> followed by two beautiful dogs for MM, he was embarrassed
73. wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? = => wolf, because - Momotaro (out of the wolf)
74. Which historical figures for the most Qianbian? ==> Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian)
75. the history of which figure to run the fastest? ==> Cao
76. car can fly, you guess a drink ==> Coffee (Car fly)
77. before it is only bread, ate a meatball, how about it? == > change buns
78. Forget Love Potion Who gives? ==> Aha (\ I have a cup Forget Love Potion \> meow
80. Xiaoming grandfather side of the teeth, while singing, I ask why? = => brush the teeth
81. the stars weigh? ==> eight grams (starbucks Starbucks)
82. Taiwan is part of China (Chinese herbal medicine to fight a name) ==> Angelica
83 . Jade sneezing (to fight a city name) ==> Tianjin
84. Why do geese to fly south for the fall? ==> If you go too slow
85. farmer raising 10 head of cattle, only 19 horns, and why? ==> There is a rhino
86. fat is quite famous diver, can one day he stood on the springboard, but not jump, this is why? ==> no water because of the following
87. a normal taxi driving on the highway, and did not violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a policeman, and why? ==> police to take a taxi
88. What is not chicken wings? ==> Frog
89. play what is neither facile and very comfortable? ==> asleep
90. manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ==> Newspapers
91. bookstores buy books? = => testament
92. 's best-selling book? ==> secretary
93. spider fell in love with butterflies, butterflies has rejected it, and why? ==> my mom, and all day mixing is not the Internet good
94. Panda love deer, affection Shique rejected, and why? ==> Deer timidly said: my mom, and wearing sunglasses are juvenile delinquents
95. Who did not go to the zoo to meet? ==> lion (because the Lions \> Karen Mok (reason: Mo sense of smell)
98. grandfather, father, brother, mother, then who will be listening to tears? ==> Grandpa ( every night) think of my mother, shining tears
99. there are two bee very much in love,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and later was married to the mother bee spider Why? ==> Female bees love the Internet because it
100. during the day and much, sad night (hit a building) ==>; single-plank bridge