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bell rang, students and teachers into the classroom.
Teacher: Today class, we talk about the story of Cinderella. Everyone preview it?
students: This would also like to preview? Get the dregs of the old.
Teacher: Cinderella? is the Brothers Grimm or Hans Christian Andersen? He is the author of Who? What year were you born? Life story of how?
:...... students have written the book is not it? Not to look up ah?
Teacher: What is the significance of the story?
students: get, it is certainly to test for the.
Teacher: Now, the text began to lecture. Whoever to the sub-segments, and explain the reasons for such a segment.
students: before and after the period of the middle section out of the total .......
Teachers: Start the lecture, we listen carefully.
students: have started a long time .... ...........
Teacher: Here, we pay attention to this sentence. This sentence is a Figures of Speech, is a simile or a metaphor? Why write on? Student
: (n began to sleep .... ...........)
Teacher: We note that the word, if I replaced another term, why not as the author's good?
students: (and n are beginning to sleep .... ...........)
Teacher: We have not noticed,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], these words and that those remarks if the location for a change , OK? Why?
Student: I'm not you, I will note how ah? (And n are beginning to sleep ....)
Teacher: how so many people to sleep ah? You know, not a good school can not pass exams, can not pass exams can not go to college, not the university can not ...... you have to understand the truth in life.
PS: go to college, they begin to live like scum.

U.S.
The bell rang, the children ran into the classroom, this lesson the teacher talk about the \
teacher call a child came to the students talk about this story. They soon finished, the teacher thanked him, and then began to question the whole class.
Teacher: Do you like the story, which one? Do not like? Why?
students: like Xindairuila (Cinderella), the crown prince, does not like to bring her stepmother and stepmother's sister. Xindairuila kind, lovely, beautiful. Xindairuila bad stepmother and sister.
Teacher: If the time 12 o'clock at midnight, Xindairuila not had time to jump on her pumpkin coach, you think, may be what happens?
students: Xindairuila will look into the original dirty, tattered clothes. Oh, that miserable friends.
Teacher: So, you must be a punctual person, or you can give yourself trouble. In addition, you see, you usually have each person dress up, and do not suddenly appear Lalilata in front of others, or to be frightened of your friends. Girls, you have to pay attention to the future, you grow up and date boys, if you do not pay attention, to be your boyfriend see you look ugly, they may be shocked when they heard (like teachers do fainting)
Teacher: Now, the next question, if you are Xindairuila's stepmother, would you stop going to the Prince's ball Xindairuila? You must be honest yo!
students: (After a child, have children raise their hands to answer) Yes, if I Xindairuila's stepmother, I will stop her from going to the Prince's ball.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because, because I love my daughter, I want my daughter to become queen.
Teacher: Yes, so if we see stepmother are bad people, they are just not good enough for others, but they are well on their own children, you understand? They are not bad people, but they are not able to love their children like other children the same love.
Teacher: Boys, the next question, Xindairuila's stepmother would not let her go to the Prince's ball,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and even locked the door, her why she can go to, and become the party of the most beautiful girl?
Student: Because there are fairies to help her, to her beautiful clothes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], also pumpkin into a carriage, the dogs and mice into a servant.
Teacher: Yes, your very good! Imagine if Xindairuila fairy did not get the help that she can not go to the ball, is not it?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: If dogs, rats are not willing to help her, she may succeed at the last moment to run home?
Student: No, that she can successfully scared the Prince. (Class laughs again)
teacher: Although Xindairuila a fairy to help her, but with the help of a fairy light enough. Therefore, the children, wherever you go, we are all need friends. Our friends are not necessarily a fairy, but we need them, I hope you have many, many friends. Now, ask you to think about it, because if Xindairuila stepmother did not want her to give up the opportunity to participate in dance, she may be the prince's bride?
Student: No! In that case, she would not go to the ball, the prince will not be met, know and love her.
Teacher: Great! If Xindairuila do not want to participate in dance, that her stepmother did not stop, and even supported her, to no avail, who decided she was going to the prince's ball?
students: her own.
Teacher: So, kids, is Xindairuila not love her mother, her stepmother did not love her,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], it would not be able to make her love herself. Because she loves herself, she was likely to find something you want to be. If one of you do not feel love, or, as Xindairuila did not love her as a stepmother, you have to how?
students: to love yourself!
Teacher: Yes, no one can stop you love yourself, if you think that other people love you enough, you have to double to love yourself; if someone does not give you the opportunity, you should give yourself extra opportunities; If you really love yourself, you will find for themselves what they need, no one can stop Xindairuila the prince's ball, no one can stop Xindairuila became queen, but her own. Right?
Student: Yes! ! !
Teacher: Last question, what is the story unreasonable?
students: (After a long pause) after 12 midnight, all things must change back, but, Xindairuila glass slipper does not change back.
Teacher: God, you great! You see, that is great when writers were also wrong, so wrong not a terrible thing. I guarantee that if you were going to be a writer who, some writers even better than this! Do you believe it? The children cheered.
This is an American primary school a regular reading class. Only when we think of how old these levels?
primary school teacher, and lifelong benefits