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Wysłany: Sob 23:25, 18 Gru 2010 Temat postu: You did not bring a bra (super funny) |
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1: male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew a line, said: \: \After dawn, the woman had hit the man a slap,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], said: \ah bang grandfather died. Children said: \Children said: \
3: to visit a prostitute chicken kangaroos and frogs, kangaroos Sanxialiangxia bin, just listen to frogs next night one two three Hey! One two three Hey! Kangaroo envy the next day, the kangaroo said: \saw a post not a reply to look at, he quietly put his hand on D bar code scanners, we saw the screen displays: Pig 8 yuan, he thought the machine breaks down, moving their faces in the past, the results displayed on the screen: Zhu Tourou 5 Yuan
5: elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
6: Kindergarten female teachers lead students to swim, inadvertently exposing an X Mao,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a student asked: teacher, what is it ah? female teachers to pull a heartless, said: thread!
7: The little girl is always the little boy showing off his new toy. the little boy had no choice but took off his pants, said: And you never have! girls take off pants, said: My mother said as long as this, you that How much how much stuff!
8: a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, and asks: What are you waiting for? Prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! The old woman also joined the ranks of such line of sugar, the results caught by the police, the police asked the woman: Your teeth are also capable gone? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! ! !
9: driver to take the leadership to participate in a variety show, leading into the venue, the driver stopped by security, the driver said: I told the leadership of a system, security, said: chicken X is a system with eggs, chickens,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], X entered, eggs get inside?
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