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Wysłany: Sob 15:58, 18 Gru 2010
Temat postu: Garfield's life philosophy
1, today, do not push to endure in the future.
2, Love comes to go, only pork is eternal.
3, Depot, we eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
4, big belly is not terrible, terrible stomach not a good thing.
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6, is characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he will not let you down.
7, if you can not beat your enemy, then join them.
8, spherical shape also.
9, I made a wish upon a star. I do not really believe it, but in any case is free, and there is no evidence that it is not working.
10, the United States and the United States to sleep to sleep, 16 hours, I feel like a short sleep.
11, Garfield at the dinner table waiting for dinner, Jon was too busy to go out.
Garfield: Hey, what you do not forget important things?
Jon :.......??
Garfield: You know, in some states do not give a cat a felony breakfast.
12, I'm not fat. According to my weight I'm just a little bit short.
13, if you want to be smart, we should fool with the company of many.
14, I'm fat I'm lazy - but I am proud!
15, work fascinates me! Work fascinates me.
16, if a little late to come in the morning, I would like in the morning.
17, everyone should love animals, they are good to eat.
18, should love your neighbor, but do not get caught.
19, not tomorrow not on the poor excuses, looking good today.
20, especially liked a little lazy, that is, do not learn.
21, Oh? Eat rats? If you already have pasta in the world, that also eat rats do?
22,
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, chocolate is: Do you eat it, and it was gone.
23, Money is not everything, and sometimes animals.
24, to save water, shower with your girlfriend.
25, God made you forget, fortunately, we can choose our friends left the room for you.
26, in this world there are many more important things than money, such as pasta.
27, some people call it lazy, I call food for thought.
28, Jon: Garfield! Did not you say you eat to three in the afternoon it? Now five o'clock!
Garfield: Yes, ah, I mean three in the afternoon to eat, but I did not say which day ah.
29, Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you here?
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as can eat on the line.
30, Jon in the bath, Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Those who sing while taking a bath should be pulled to the side of the street shot.
31, Garfield dieting tips:
(1) Do not try to eat enough the second round again, first we must take enough food; (2) scale of zero to a negative adjustment of 5 kg; (3) definitely do not eat to lose weight sugar; (4) Do not make house a restaurant or bakery's girlfriend; (5) to lose weight should eat more vegetables, so the eating pumpkin pie, vegetables, cookies, etc.; (6) should not eat cold (but except ice cream); (7) each meal to stay a little bit, not all eaten - for example, sinking, ice cream,
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and more fat people now than you together.
32, is worth doing is worth doing do.
33, you can not use English for the Chinese? Otherwise, say nothing.
34, from now on, I will not greedy, but just love it.
35,
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, my weight is my own thing.
36, Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop.
37, should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
38, hard work never killed anybody! But I will not take the risk.
39, then every man should marry happiness, happiness is not the only thing.
40, wise people are unmarried, married people very difficult to wise up.
41, (Garfield to his mouth wide open as large as possible and then use the ruler to measure size) Jon, my birthday cake to be so big.
42, Jon: Garfield, I do not want to say you fat, but your chin fold fast to catch up a dictionary.
43, why people like teddy bear, this was because of their personality, they will not eat your food, do not dance with you about the girl, will not steal your thunder.
44, Jon: catch the mouse, kill it!
Garfield: I'm educated in the cat, only not do the kind of brutal things happen.
45, why people always want what we eat rats? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children, rats may be classroom teachers ... ...
46, Jon: Garfield, I do not want to say you fat, but if you go on a diet, then there are two developing countries enough grain.
47, Nothing to drink hot coffee while, while reading the newspaper more comfortable about everything. If I could understand the words better.
48, Jon: Garfield, you are in the house for far too long. How can I do to make you interested in the outdoors?
Garfield: can he moved into the house, so on the line.
49, you can grab my hair, you can insult my mother, you can beat my dog, you can play with my rubber mice, but you must not eat my food, not allowed to sleep in my bed!
50, Jon: Garfield, your troubles that you think you are human.
Garfield: You're right! I need to find ways to overcome this inferiority complex Caixing.
51, Jon: Garfield, and so on, most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead kind.
52, Jon, Take me to the vet! I have insomnia problems,
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, every 12 or 13 hours, I woke up.
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