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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Autor</th> <th class="thCornerR">Wiadomość</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>ghdhair100</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Wysłany: Pon 5:16, 28 Lut 2011<span class="gen"> </span> Temat postu: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">小可爱每天很早就得去赶幼儿园的班车(跟小新一样)，每天从起床到出门都是一段艰苦的斗争(也跟小新一样)。今天，一切都很顺利，刚到七点小可爱就已经就绪，跟爸妈亲吻并握手告别。一只脚已经迈出了门，却又转过头来，非闹着要妈妈送她。“妈妈还没洗脸、梳头呢。不能出去”“嗯……，不行。”“妈妈还没换衣服呢，等换好衣服你又赶不上班车了。”“嗯……，不行。”“你看，爸爸还没起床呢，等爸爸起床，妈妈还得给他穿衣服呢。要不然，爸爸起来看不见妈妈，哭了怎么办？”。小可爱想了想，觉得这个理由特别充分，拉着阿姨的手，走了。 <br />生孩子以前看的“蜡笔小新”，那时总觉得美伢很笨；等轮到了自己，才发现混得比美伢还惨。 <br />小可爱有个表姐叫琪琪，琪琪的奶奶很宠爱琪琪，但一直还想再抱个孙子。有一天，趁琪琪妈也在家的时候，奶奶旁敲侧击地说：“琪琪，让你妈再生个小弟弟好不好？”。琪琪妈说：“我可不想再生了，疼死了。”奶奶就不高兴了。琪琪一看奶奶脸色不好，赶快说：“奶奶，我给你生个不疼的小弟弟。” <br />小可爱今天早上又赖着不起床，阿姨说：快起来吧，今天爸爸陪你坐班车去幼儿园。小可爱说：“爸爸能跟我一起上课吗？不能。你也不能跟我一起上课。只有妈妈可以跟我一起上课。我要妈妈……”。妈妈睡眼朦胧就开始骗人，说：你坐你幼儿园的班车，妈妈还要坐妈妈的班车。小可爱说：你的班车在哪呢？妈妈说：一会儿就来了。我的班车比你的晚。小可爱想了想，头也不回地走了。 <br />阿姨问：你在幼儿园想阿姨吗？小可爱说：不想。阿姨又问：那你在幼儿园想阿姨了怎么办？小可爱思考了一下，很坚定地说：“我不会想起来的。” <br />小可爱看到由于施工被掀在一边的地砖(施工结束了也不及时给铺上)，说：“怎么还不拼上啊”。指着没砖的地方说：“应该拼在这儿。” <br />小可爱拉臭臭拉了一会儿，喊到“我拉完了”。等阿姨跑来擦PP，她又接着说：“我再拉一份儿。” <br />小可爱经过点心店，看见一排漂亮的生日蛋糕，腿就动不了了。眼巴巴滴瞅了半天，说：“我想(拿出来)看看生日蛋糕”。妈妈说：“生日蛋糕不可以摸”。小可爱点点头，嗯了一声，然后说：“可以吃”。 <br />小可爱出去吃饭，最喜欢去逛卫生间了。又有水，又有泡泡(洗手液)，还有呼呼的热风可以玩儿。如果碰巧是脚踏式冲水的马桶，她无论如何也会挤出点尿来，好名正言顺地去踩一踩。一次去卫生间，一位女士刚好从里面冲完出来，小可爱大声地说：“谁拉的臭臭啊，好臭，好臭。”。 <br />小可爱看见几个小朋友一人抱着一只小兔子，很羡慕。我提示她说：小可爱也养过小兔子是不是？还给她喂草莓叶子呢,对不对？”。小可爱想了想，大声说：“我也养过小兔子。明天我还再生一个小兔子呢。” <br />小可爱爬到写字台上，坐在显示器旁边跟妈妈一块上网，当妈妈点开新浪首页，小可爱伸出小手，指着新闻前面的一列小黑点说：“妈妈，我想描这个虚线” <br />小可爱学着大人“屁，屁”地乱喊，妈妈瞪她一眼，小可爱反思了一下，赶快一边慌忙摆着手一边说：“只有‘傻B’不能说，脏话小孩子不能说。”。然后看着妈妈的脸，加了一句“你能说。” <br />小可爱学漱口，妈妈说：吐的时候要弯腰，别吐身上了。再一转身时，发现她把头都扎马桶里去了。 <br />小可爱跟妈妈早上下楼跑步，跑了没几米，突然蹲下不动了。妈妈大惊：是不是想尿尿？!小可爱慢悠悠地说：我太累了。说完手脚并用开始在路上爬，边爬边说：我太累了，我太累了……。 <br />早上，小可爱先是不起床，起了床不穿衣服，穿了衣服又不洗脸，一切都弄妥了又说不去幼儿园，还优哉游哉地搬个木马骑起来。惹得妈妈火起，劈哩叭啦给她一顿数落：&*%$$&**%$##*!@#。小可爱听完，停下木马，转过头去问：阿姨，她是在说我呢吗？ <br />妈妈抱着小可爱，唱着“我从春天走来……”，小可爱问：哎，妈妈，是什么东西走到篮子里了？ <br />早高峰，阿姨带小可爱等公共汽车，看见了一辆巨挤的300路(不是要等的)，阿姨说：你要上去就被挤扁了。过了一会，上了该上的车，有人给让了个座，小可爱爬到座位坐好，很大声地喊：阿姨……，你看我没有被挤扁! <br />小可爱吃饭很不积极，妈妈说：好好吃饭才能长高长大。小可爱想了想，自作聪明地说：爸爸都吃完饭了，爸爸一会儿就长高了。第二天，爸爸吃完饭出去溜达，小可爱说：爸爸又去长大去了。 <br />小可爱最近总在家里唱一首“唉哟唉哟恩”的歌，妈妈仔细一听，原来是字母歌“ABCDEFG，HIJK唉哟唉哟恩” <br />妈妈开会回到家，浑身肌肉酸痛，躺倒便睡。醒来，小可爱问“妈妈，你胳膊和腿修(休)好了没有？” <br />小可爱的老爸和老妈早上起来一起刷牙洗脸。在刷牙的程序上老爸要比老妈快20%，在洗脸的程序上要快80%。所以，老爸理所当然滴先拎着眼镜走了。没过一会儿，老爸又转回来了，很郁闷地跟老妈说：“我擦了半天眼镜，原来是你的。” <br />小可爱下楼玩，看见地上有两个打破了的羽毛球拍，赶快抱起来，嘴里说着：我要把它收我们家去。 <br />妈妈苦口婆心地教育小可爱要好好吃饭：“小宝宝要好好吃饭才能。……你要是不好好吃饭就不能长高，长漂亮了。”“象你似的。”小可爱摸着妈妈的胳膊，很同情地说。 <br />前天小可爱被蚊子叮子一个大包，昨天晚上睡觉前就唠叨"蚊子一会进来咬我了怎么办？",妈妈说：门都关了，蚊子进不来。小可爱说：那它一会儿敲门，说‘让我进来’怎么办？ <br />周末跟邻居们去爬山。出发前，妈妈说：爬山不能让大人抱，小可爱说：我爬累了就站起来歇会儿。 <br />妈妈穿了一件很多蕾丝+刺绣的睡衣，小可爱说：妈妈，你今天怎么变古代人了呀？ <br />妈妈给小可爱喂了一块鱼肉，小可爱嚼了半天，吐到手里看了看，“Moon,妈妈你看Moon”，又放回去嚼嚼，吐出来，“球,妈妈你看球”，过一会儿，又吐出一个小提包，再嚼，再吐，吐地上了，游戏结束。 <br />小可爱翻出妈妈游泳镜，戴上，对着镜子左照右照，说：“啊，小美人儿”。 <br />小可爱问妈妈“为什么停电了呀？”。妈妈说：“电用完了，没有电了。”小可爱盯着对面的楼说：“那别人家怎么还有电？”“别人家的电没用完。”“那咱们用他们家的电吧!” <br />上了一盘萝卜丝饼，3个，小可爱指着妈妈、爸爸说：“你一个，他一个，我一个。阿姨没有”。 <br />小可爱跟阿姨玩猜瓜子的游戏，可是她每次都伸且仅伸出拿瓜子的那只手，还问：我哪个手里有瓜子呀？ <br />妈妈肌肉拉伤，不敢大幅喘气，小可爱听说以后，跑到妈妈床边，兴奋地说：“来，喘一个看看。” <br />小可爱在妈妈胳膊上留了一排牙印，妈妈夸张地叫到：“小狗咬人啦~~”小可爱于是伸出胳膊，兴奋地说：“大狗，你来咬我吧。” <br />小可爱最近迷上了广告，总是乱冒“买静心送给猫”或“牙齿好喜欢” <br />挺晚的了，姥姥问小可爱：“爸爸怎么还没回来呀？”。小可爱说：“爸爸还没挣完钱呢!妈妈挣完钱了，所以回来了”。 <br />(小区锅炉检修后的第一次洗澡)小可爱：妈妈，水这么黄，把我的头发洗黄了怎么办？ <br />小可爱把温度计贴在前额上，“妈妈，看我多少温了？”“36度了”“哎呀，我又长大了”(晕，当量高尺了) <br />小可爱第一天住校，妈妈在家里魂不守舍，等了一晚电话。 <br />小可爱拿餐巾纸给妈妈变魔术。打开，“正方形”。旋转90度，“菱形”。对折一下，“三角形”。折掉一个直角，“梯形”。团在一起捏一捏，“球形”。 <br />小可爱的妈妈中午在永和捡一钱包，失主以100元相谢，未收。永和赠一杯豆浆，喝了。 <br />小可爱生病了，妈妈给喂药，劲儿小搂不住，被她把药踹翻。换老爸上阵，小可爱一挺身，药都倒眼皮儿上了。 <br />小可爱去幼儿园的路上要经过一家奔驰专卖店，天天看来看去，终于有一天，小可爱说：“妈妈，咱们进去买一个车好不？”妈妈说：“这个车可贵了，咱们买不起。”小可爱眨了半天眼睛，说：“爸爸为什么不开好车呢？”。爸爸听了汗都要下来了…… <br />门卫每天早上都在幼儿园门口跟来园的小朋友和家长打招呼问好，小可爱一直不搭理，妈妈总说她没礼貌。终于有一天走进大门后，小可爱忍不住问妈妈：“那个叔叔为什么老站在我幼儿园门口啊？”。 <br />周五小区内放露天电影，小可爱平生头一回看见了电影放映机，很兴奋：妈妈，新玩具!!周六早上小可爱醒来第一句话是：看电影真好玩儿啊! <br />路边一个老奶奶问“这个小孩子多大啦？”妈妈说：“快三岁了”。小可爱眼睛盯着路边的点心店，说：“快吃蛋糕了。” <br />新买的滴水观音真的开始滴水了，妈妈叫小可爱来看。小可爱问：“妈妈，它为什么会滴水呀？”“不知道”。“那你问问它吧”，小可爱看着花说。 <br />(火爆的“梦想中国”)晚上10点了，妈妈说“该睡觉了”，小可爱说“我还要看砸蛋”。节目演完，终于躺进被窝，还大喊：“6号蛋已经砸过了!” <br />小可爱右侧鼻子流鼻涕了，老是听见她抽鼻子的声音。妈妈让她擤出来，她不肯。妈妈说：那你不擤出来就老是要吸呀吸的。小可爱说：那我不吸了。没过多久，又听见她抽鼻子的声音，妈妈刚一抬眼看她，小可爱就指着左侧的鼻子说：我吸的是这边。 <br />带小可爱参加同学聚会，一位特胖的男生(刘桂进)先走了，小可爱问：妈妈，那个头是椭圆形的叔叔哪去了?周末，早晨。小可爱叫爸爸起床，未果。妈妈坏坏滴提醒小可爱：小新是怎么叫爸爸起床的呀？小可爱答到：那你问问小新的妈妈吧! <br />Many years ago there lived an Emperor who was so exceedingly fond of fine new clothes that he spent vast sums of money on dress. To him clothes meant more than anything else in the world. He took no interes <br />related links： <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://home.newslist.com.cn/space.php?uid=374068&do=blog&id=755172" target="_blank" class="postlink">朝鲜冷面做法</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>4k3nr2c1uj</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/subBlack/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Wysłany: Śro 9:07, 16 Lut 2011<span class="gen"> </span> Temat postu: On the domestic business information service outso</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">BEIJING, Jan. 31 Xinhua Department of Commerce, Industry and Information Technology Ministry jointly issued "on the territory of business information service outsourcing enterprises to undertake a number of provisions protecting" and demanded to undertake service outsourcing enterprises in China (hereinafter referred to as access package side) properly protection of confidential information, maintaining fair competitive environment. Requirements since February 1, 2010 shall come into force. <br /> The "rule" reads as follows: <br /> "On the territory of business information service outsourcing enterprises to undertake a number of provisions protecting" was October 22, 2009 by the Ministry of Commerce 29th Ministerial Meeting of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology and consideration, is hereby promulgated, 2010 effective February 1. <br /> Minister Chen Deming <br /> Minister Li Yizhong <br /> December 28,Pharmaceutical Outsourcing, 2009 <br /> On the domestic business information service outsourcing enterprises to undertake a number of provisions protecting <br /> The first undertaking service outsourcing business for the promotion of Chinese domestic enterprises (hereinafter referred to as access package side) to properly protect confidential information, maintaining fair competition environment and promote China's service outsourcing industry, further development, according to "Contract Law" and other laws and administrative regulations, the enactment of this provision. <br /> Article II The term of service outsourcing business is finger-package side through the contract to the inside and outside the enterprises, institutions, organizations or individuals (hereinafter referred to as the Employer) to provide information technology outsourcing services, technical services,Telecommunication outsourcing, business process outsourcing services behavior. <br /> Article The term Confidential Information means a business information or data: <br /> (A) access packet side in the process of undertaking service outsourcing business to obtain from the Employer; <br /> (B) the security measures taken by the Employer and not to the public; <br /> (C) access package side under the contract shall bear the obligation of confidentiality. <br /> Article access package side and its shareholders, directors, supervisors, managers and employees shall not violate the outsourcing contract, disclosure, use, or allow others to use the Employer's confidential information. <br /> Article access the information package shall protect the institutions established or designated full-time staff responsible for the development of the enterprise information protection regulations of the confidential information to take reasonable, specific and effective security measures, including: <br /> (A) limit the scope of classified personnel; <br /> (B) confidential information carrier and its storage place to take physical control techniques to prevent improper access to information or access by others; <br /> (C) the record of confidential information vector management at different levels; <br /> (Iv) formulation content and procedural steps and other important information stored in encrypted save or restricted area; <br /> (E) use the password confidential information carrier; <br /> (Vi) there is confidential information of the plant, workshops, offices and other places restricted visitors or confidentiality requirements on them; <br /> (Vii) there is confidential information on a computer to establish an effective network management and data protection measures, establish a strict authentication and access authorization system, using a sound system backup and recovery method, regular security patches and virus database upgrades; <br /> (Viii) access package side and the Employer agreed other measures. <br /> Article access package shall with the staff, especially classified staff sign confidentiality agreements, noncompete agreements, as well as third-party classified staff to sign confidentiality agreements and other measures to ensure information security. <br /> Article access package party should strengthen the information security training for employees, enhance employee security awareness and avoid the occurrence of leakage of confidential information. <br /> Article VIII encouraged to actively learn from the access package information security certification requirements, industry best practices to develop internal information security management system, and access to domestic and international information security certification. <br /> Article IX shall actively take packages of information security management system for internal inspection and maintenance, continuous improvement and internal information security system. <br /> Article access Wrapped in a breach of confidentiality agreement between the Employer or services the confidentiality provisions in outsourcing contracts, the Employer or services can be outsourced under confidentiality agreements bring the contract to arbitration or court of competent jurisdiction. <br /> Article XI shall then package then package express agreement with the Employer for the Employer party to provide services to fulfill the obligation of confidentiality of information generated by the process of intellectual property or ownership of the technology. <br /> Article XII shall not infringe the Employer Package then legally entitled to trademark, patent, copyright and other intellectual property rights. <br /> Article XIII relevant industry associations and other intermediary organizations should strengthen industry self-regulation,Telecommunication provider, can be published regularly received confidential information party package work. <br /> The provisions of Article XIV of the Ministry of Commerce, Industry and Information Technology Department is responsible for interpretation. <br /> The provisions of Article XV from February 1, 2010 shall come into force.</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/subBlack/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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