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1, the highest level of food self: Rotary into the wall, and lifted out of the wall.
2, a prerequisite of marriage: a car has room, parents are dead.
3, no money, no power, no longer point to the Hello, Can you tell me?
4, take the newspaper to the toilet, I was reading people.
5, click on the Google, Baidu.
6, a woman must be nice to yourself. Once exhausted, there will be another woman to spend your money, live in your house, your husband sleeping, playing for your baby!
7, your ugly and your face does not matter ... ...
8, long a bun-like, do not blame the dog followed.
9, quarrel, when the difference between men and women like the difference between rifles and ma[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ne guns.
10, Grandpa came from the grandson of the ... ...
11, God, you let the summer and winter, the same room, right? Give birth to this weather!
12, what woods are big birds!
13, heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. In retrospect, even Avalokitesvara statue nothing if streaking over 20 years!
14, are not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates.
15, the summer is bad, the poor northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...
16, as you toilet!
17, pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
18,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], no do not look for me, I do not look for something more.
19, you think I will watch you to die? I will close my eyes.
20, exercise the muscles, to prevent a beating!
21, the reason why Angels fly because they are themselves very lightly ... ...
22, I would like puppy love, but it was too late ... ...
23, embrace the really strange thing, obviously depend on so close, but not see each other's face.
24, beat your personal life can not take care of themselves!
25, when you put love in the wedding, I also put on a monk's robe ... ...
26, in fact,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I was a genius, but unfortunately Tianduyingcai!
27, since you do not speak English in front of me was, OK?
28,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], thinking of how far you go away!
29, a man lies to deceive a woman one night, a woman can lie to a man lies a lifetime!
30, long time no one to leather was blowing so delightful!
31, the boss,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the money for you, is it really so important? Spoke no more than three hours a penny drop?
32, doing up so early? Nightclubs do not open the door!
33, woke up, the days are dark.
34, if I made a personnel manager, the first thing to do is promote their own boss.
35, the time I eat all day, in addition to losing weight, you said I do not have the will?
36, water can carry a boat, can also porridge.
37, bought a computer not on broadband, like wine and meat are ready but became a monk before dinner.
38, as long as you Gansi, I'm buried!
39, were not smart, dare bald?
40, there is a very old legend to see the beauty in the XX campus people will live forever ... ...
41, if even you do not talk to me, I became a dog to ignore the ... ...
42, students, easy; live, easy; life is not easy.
43, killing you I will not say.
44, money can solve the problem is not a problem.
45, read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mix!
46, even the advertising letters, books, reading stupid, right?
47, quitting smoking is easy, too hard to quit you!
48, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah?
49, sleep is an art no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps.
50, Modoribashi are sold on the old lady on the Pepsi, and you told me how to forget you?
51, early bird gets the worm, the early worm eaten by birds.
52, if I did the emperor, some letters you as crown prince.
53, as long as the hoe dance well, how can there be a corner cut down?
54, God, has lost my clothes!
55, my cell phone at his girlfriend's name is \
56, contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult.
57, not the same as you and I, because I am human.
58, asked, can a misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel.
59, I wanted to personally control your grandfather cry: \
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