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1, me on the sofa watching TV, his wife wrapped in a towel to sit on my lap, customs million, said: \, uncle had no money with me today! \
2, my wife with one hand hold the chin, provocative and said: \Please be more respectful, a small woman entertainer I only sell their bodies! \... ... This is a crash on a muzzle!
3, I bath in bed reading, and his wife from the bathroom of a Ehupushi my pressure in the body, face grim, said: \Chang Changxian! \I do not see from his wife, instead gently said: \out, too dirty for years did not open it! \This is justified, absolutely not not from the truth!
4, my wife asked me: \You see am I? \incomplete! \... ... This is less a beating could not stand it!
5, accompany clients to KTV night home late,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], just joined the family that his wife slept, and then crept to the bathroom shower. Just took off his clothes, his wife suddenly appeared, sharply cried: \sound, touch hand to live my JJ: \She did not sleep is to a Bansu this?
6, wife and like all good things, including the handsome boys & girls, the greatest pleasure to accompany my wife shopping around is that she will give me collecting handsome boys & girls for viewing. A worn out, and we sat before the window of Starbucks, enjoy walking through the beauty. His wife enjoy the side edge peering innocently asked me: \ah? Does not that cheap rogue now? \! \I shall not waste it?
7, once made a small fortune, returned home to his wife fling toward the envelope: \On the way, holding the envelope Dian Ledian, hugged me, \nodded: \... ... Just a pair of mandarin ducks dew!
8,Advertising time, his wife has breathing problems cool to the hiccups. One day into the evening rush home to a hiccup, I asked with concern: \woman, and not the proceeds of small woman, had Hexibeifeng it! \Start with a pretty wife, but an abrupt end to a critical moment: \to facilitate it! \
9, a Saturday, my wife normal rest, I have to work overtime. Stalker guy up in the morning and I had some lingering, and then contented to sleep, full of tired and I have to go to the company. Hello I was going out with her bedroom,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], his wife behind to the sentence: \Come on! tonight to come! \
10, when my wife and I love the University, when girls can enter the male dormitory, boys are not allowed to enter women's dormitory. A late autumn night, I provoke angry wife, leaving his wife back to my dormitory. Was no cell phone, his wife live in the third floor, I shouted downstairs to her apology. Cried a long time have not seen results, but more and more people crowd. Seeing lights, and his wife from the window to let her roommates threw her down quilt (quilt from me, I know)
I see a bad situation, quickly shouted: \come on down! \Heroes do not eat immediate loss, I quickly ran back to quarters, covered her quilt was owned Hong Qiu a night. I did not wake up the next morning, my wife stood in front of a quilt to my flat hoist a meal: \ah ... ... you think I want it!
11, exceptionally cold winter one year, one weekend my wife and I to the park to play. See a lot of people in the lake ice skating, so I invited my wife and I go ski with his wife did not dare. To prove the solid ice, I went to the ice before the first model to play around and see his wife itch mind straight, eager to finally have the idea. I'm from the center of the lake to the shore to pick her up, off-shore there is a meter, I have no proof to even more dangerous, I also jump leaps, the results just listen to \Fortunately shore shallow water only Yandao my waist, his wife scream scared the verge of tears. I went to great lengths to get out from the mud, nothing in ensuring that the whole person I am, after his wife was seriously asked me: \also visit the small things is a polar bear! \
12, one afternoon, I was working, suddenly my wife received a call, very anxious look: \surprised that they dropped the work at hand went to the scene. His wife are in their forties and a half old women dwell, semi-old woman's \dollars, said the meal good things, the old woman was very pleased I am exalted, Lehe Lehe drove away. I asked his wife: \How much compensation to people, afraid of being cheated, and had called you myself! \This is also called butt out? Se you this will change when the defects changed?
13, his wife has been of particular interest to my little chest, often Nianzhao they sleep at night to sleep. One time, my wife asked me: \Wife giggle at me Oh, I casually said: \to decorative! \\how a dotted line? look good? \... ... Woman did not do interior design is really bent out before it!
14, one night I played computer games, my wife behind me haunt me play with her, I am not from her on the side below the belt, while the display is closed, while pulling the mouse interface, while I was overwhelmed time, secretly removed the chair behind me. Kitchen fire at this time the water was opened, his wife bouncing?? To pour water, my heart barely disguised pleasure, can be considered to get rid of this scourge of the. Unexpectedly, Queer, I \jumped up and rushed into the kitchen, his wife is leaning on the door in the kitchen, laughing gas me cruelly. Wife patted me on the shoulder: \, earned a good reputation is better than your better by the little damage it.
15, my wife and I have a habit of getting up late the weekend. Time we toss the Bansu night before, when I open my eyes feel like sleeping for a few days, I push the sleep wake up dead pig wrapped around me like a wife: \work out the table from under the pillow to watch: \to the King: \
I also against this provocation, then launched to mention knives, but also pitched battle a lot. It just finished, mother called and talked small talk, asked more than one o'clock I did not eat dinner. My wife and I realized that this pig look down the table, half past twelve as seven. Hung up the phone, about wives afterwards, his wife come up with an expression of worship: \also do not really come to a fine man die!
16, college, once told my wife at the movies,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], because the night before the quarters with the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]ldren playing all night poker buddies, so see the film when the bottom half of it is difficult for sleepy, obtain the consent of his wife the small blind for a while. I do not know how long, a girl (sitting on the side of his wife) got up to go out, my wife gently nudged me, I thought it was over, and stumbled to stand up holding the hand of the girl to walk out. Girl shocked, hand-pumping hard outside, the more I have to grip the more tightly drawn, and my heart has whispered: pre-installed so decent people do, coming in just not handle it?
last girl anxious, and just sat in my seat hanging on the. I look back to see my wife rip the teeth fierce laugh, next to the girl's boyfriend (I also see the students) are also angry Yuan Deng, I hasten to accompany the smiley face: \how a little bit wrong with it! You are too blessed! \
17, there was a time popular cross stitch, embroidery wife also joined the ranks of women, not at night into the house to the door step to the second door did not specialize in embroidery, put themselves like with a textile workers. That booing, hand, ended in failure after dinner quiet I can play games online without interference on the ground or something. Can not last, his wife said he embroidered a boring person, not pulled me into the team, I did that reluctantly, but generally has nothing to do. Fortunately we are not born embroidered material, it will not be his wife dismissed half of the evening, and get the reviews are: \where hard men are not good!
18, one day, I saw a situation in Se-line joke, give her husband to talk a bit:
secretary general manager in a meeting to see how the pants zipper open, and when all difficult to explain, cautioned: \The following day, the manager asked the secretary, smiling: \> The next morning, I wear jeans, not put on, her husband thought of last night jokes, nasty to say, \, I have no car garage \My husband has two female colleagues, flat chest, smiled and said me: \
husband comforted me: \not what alternative! \
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