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Five of Japan's most hated small jokes (1)
Four surgeons were sitting together, talking about what they like for the person operation.
the first doctor, said: \
second doctor said: \
third doctor said: \
fourth doctor said: \The fourth doctor said because they did not heartless, no spine,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and hips and head can be exchanged.
Japan's most hated
five small jokes (2)
one call to the Japanese businessman, said: \
next day, the man called again, want to talk about Taro. The operator a bit annoyed, said: \
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a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter a cup of lobster dish, the Japanese asked: How did you do with leftover shrimp shell? \NO! NO0 Japanese shook his head and said, \
a while, the waiter and a plate of fruit on the side, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons asked: \\\
check out,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the Japanese side of the chewing gum, laughing waiter asked: \\\
impatient waiter asked: \
waiter shook his head and said: \
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five small jokes (4)
leading to the Chicago airport with a taxi on the roads, the car ride with a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi over the past, the Japanese shouted: \
After a child, then a taxi over the past. \
and a taxi over the past. \
taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. \
taxi driver stopped the car and snappily children pointed to the meter, said: \Japan! Very soon it! 0
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a plane above the Americans take one a German and a Chinese, a Japanese plane flew half of a sudden out of oil, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],
So the Americans to play their personal heroism come to the aircraft hatch shouted out: Long live the United States and all! ! And then jump off!
At this time the aircraft continued to fly .....
captain was announced: the weight is too heavy, but the jump one! So the Germans to stand up, walk the aircraft hatch, shouted out: Long live the German Reich! Followed suit and jumped down!
At this time the aircraft continued to fly .....
captain and announced that: No, or heavy, and must then jump one! Chinese, Japanese saw one, stood up and walked of the plane hatch,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych],
Japanese quickly came to hang the hand of the Chinese people: a good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted out: Long live the People's Republic! ! Then one foot to kick the Japanese! !